A plot is underway to move the richest family in America's manufacturing plants to China. A crooked lawyer and son-in-law, a beautiful Chinese pro golfer, and a ditzy plastic surgeon have teamed together to convince America's richest man it's time to move the factories out of the U.S. to China. Standing against them is the family's only son, an idealistic interior director and transvestite subject to frequent panic attacks, and American the plant's management and labor unions. The plot comes to a head at a family board meeting in Santa Barbara, with hilarious fallout for all the players involved.