The diminutive, but feisty cop, Clydesdale Noland, is unemployed after a witch hunt for gays in the Richmond Police department. Starting his own security firm, Clydesdale & Company, a terrorist bombing makes his first job into crusade to find the bombers. With a gay newspaper office, a women's health clinic and Jewish Temple at Ground Zero, there were too many suspects and too many possible bombers. The well endowed detective must use his entire bag of tools and tricks to find the perpetrators. The combination of luck, clever deduction and one particularly impressive tool in his tool box, leads him to find the perpetrators in an unexpected place.