Some jobs build your career. Others build your character. And some should be probably sealed by a court order. Welcome to the working world- the magical place where you're expected to be professional, positive, punctual, productive and somehow grateful for the privilege of being underpaid and overworked. Get a job they said, is a brutally honest and painfully relatable collection of the jobs and completely questionable employement decisions that somehow became a part of my journey. This book is for anyone who has called in sick because the thought of going to work made their soul leave their body. It's for anyone who has ever said "I can't believe they actually pay me to do this," and then immediately realized they don't pay enough. These are my stories that may not be suitable enough for a resume and should not be discussed during an interview. But they absolutely deserve to be told. We all know that the worst jobs make the best stories. And sometimes the only thing you can do after surviving workplace hell is laugh about it.