She took a vow of silence.
The apocalypse did not.
Sister Mary Mercy fights with rosary nunchucks, unresolved trauma, and zero interest in divine nonsense. When assassin monks, weaponized megachurches, logic machines that delete miracles, angelic HR departments, alien planet auditors, Hollywood prophecy engines, and Hell's efficiency consultants all decide humanity needs "fixing," Mercy decides otherwise.
Because the problem with optimizing humanity is... humanity.
Across twelve explosive, irreverent novels, the Sisters of Perpetual Enforcement battle:
• Mind control disguised as kindness
• Science trying to debug faith
• Angels offering mandatory sainthood
• Aliens preparing Earth for recycling
• An Algorithm rewriting reality
• A cosmic ledger that wants to categorize every soul
The stakes escalate from Vatican shadow wars to full metaphysical collapse, with hymn duels, relic disasters, casserole warfare, celestial paperwork, and one goat who absolutely cannot be trusted with security credentials.
Fast, funny, action-packed, and surprisingly heartfelt, NUNCHUCKS! is a supernatural martial-arts comedy about chaos, choice, found family, and punching apocalypse in the face.
All twelve books. One complete saga.
Silence was the vow. Violence was optional.
Salvation is not.
