Hollywood has faced scandals before - but never a nun-led exorcism of the film industry.

When movie star Aiden Hallow is accidentally declared the Antichrist, the Sisters of Perpetual Enforcement are whisked to Los Angeles, where narrative magic and studio marketing collide in catastrophically cinematic ways. With a prophecy rewriting itself in real time, the Algorithm eating the concept of "authenticity," and Aiden's shadow-self preparing for its dramatic debut, the Sisters must break into the Script Cathedral and dismantle a story that believes itself stronger than reality.

But saving Aiden means confronting the deadliest forces known to humanity: PR illusions, stunt demons, contract sorcery, and fragile actor ego.

To stop the world's first franchise-controlled apocalypse, Mercy, Agnes, Lily, Elyse, O'Malley, Dismas, Scraps, and a ghost dog must rewrite fate itself - and keep Aiden from moving into the convent.

Equal parts absurd, heartfelt, action-packed, and spiritually unhinged, Nun But the Script is a divine satire of Hollywood, identity, and the stories that try to own us.