When your ghost roommate won't let you orgasm, things get supernaturally complicated...
James Mitchell thought buying a Victorian fixer-upper would be the fresh start he needed after his divorce. Instead, he's become the unwilling star of the afterlife's most sadistic reality show, courtesy of Madison, a perky, perpetually nineteen-year-old cheerleader ghost with a talent for orgasm denial and an eternity of sexual frustration to work through.
Madison's "blue ball haunting" is relentless: she can edge James to the brink of release but never let him finish, leaving him in a constant state of delicious agony. Just when he thinks his supernatural torment couldn't get more complicated, his step-sister Ivy moves in, bringing her own brand of teasing torture and awakening desires that should probably stay buried.
Wickedly funny and surprisingly heartfelt, "A Blueballed Haunting" explores desire, connection, and what it means to be seen by someone who shouldn't exist. As James, Madison, and Ivy forge an unlikely bond, they discover that family isn't always about blood, love isn't limited by mortality, and sometimes the most exquisite pleasure comes from the sweetest denial.