The ultimate funny breakup book and gag gift for women who need cheap therapy, strong drinks, and a reason to laugh at their dating disasters.

If you've ever cried in your car to Adele, refreshed your ex's Instagram until your thumbs went numb, or sworn "never again" (only to swipe right anyway), this is the breakup survival guide you didn't know you needed.

In Exes & Other Bad Decisions: A Survival Guide you'll discover:

• The Hall of Exes ? your personal museum of bad choices, complete with guided tours.
• The Breakup Olympics ? endurance crying, competitive texting, and gold medals in self-sabotage.
• The Bad Decision Spectrum™ ? from forgettable swipes to full-blown natural disasters.
• The Cheap Therapy Toolkit ? breakup horoscopes, terrible ideas, playlists, and survival rules.

This isn't another self-help book about "healing with grace." It's a hilarious relationship gag gift and laugh-out-loud breakup survival manual for women who would rather roast their past than journal about it. Perfect for anyone going through heartbreak, divorce, or dating fails, this book proves that laughter really is the best cheap therapy.

Why readers love it:

• Relatable, brutally funny takes on exes, rebounds, and red flags.
• A perfect gag gift for women navigating heartbreak, divorce, or a bad dating streak.
• The only breakup survival guide that pairs best with vodka, sarcasm, and your group chat.

So pour a drink, grab this book, and join the support group that doesn't serve herbal tea?it serves laughter, snark, and vodka with lime. Because if love hurts? Vodka helps.

✨ Part of The Cheap Therapy Series ✨ Also available:

• Friends, Family and Other Screw Ups
• Coworkers and Other Clowns