In a not-so-distant future where the Constitution has been replaced with "The Rump Rules" (written in crayon), Stefan Mueller thought he'd found the perfect job: crafting discriminatory policies for America's most narcissistic president. But when tech billionaire Mulon Esk arrives in a rocket-powered golf cart and steals both Stefan's wife and his boss's affection, Stefan's carefully constructed world of bureaucratic sadism begins to collapse in the most spectacular way possible.

What follows is a darkly hilarious journey through the looking glass of American authoritarianism, where loyalty is measured by electronic devices, ethnic cleansing becomes a carnival game, and career advancement means learning to love your own systematic destruction. As Stefan transforms from policy architect to professional victim, he discovers that the system he helped create has been designed with one perfect target in mind: himself.

Part political satire, part psychological horror story, and part twisted romance, The Cuck Chronicles is an absurdist masterpiece that asks the uncomfortable question: What happens when the banality of evil meets the evil of banality? The answer involves weaponized toasters, space weddings, maid costumes, and the most elaborate reality TV show in human history.

A savage indictment of power, complicity, and the human capacity for self-deception, this is the story of how democracy dies-not with jackboots and violence, but with paperwork, ratings, and a man in a Cherokee headdress serving champagne at his own funeral.