Are you tired of being drained by politicians who promise the world but leave your wallet?and your democracy?on life support? Welcome to Polite-Ticks: Blood-Sucking Policy Seeks Healthy Hosts, a hilariously biting take on the parasitic nature of modern politics.

In this sharp and satirical guide, Joseph William Dopp exposes the quiet bloodsuckers of democracy: the smooth-talking politicians, relentless lobbyists, and bloated bureaucracies that siphon off freedoms and funds while pretending to work for the people. Through laugh-out-loud humor and razor-sharp insights, this book reveals the hidden world of polite-ticks and their favorite tools: bloated budgets, endless regulations, divisive rhetoric, and manipulative media distractions.

Each chapter dives deep into a different tick-like behavior, including:

• The Sweet-Talk Sedative: How polite-ticks lull us into complacency with charm and empty promises.
• The Budget Bloat: When government spending grows fatter while the rest of us carry the weight.
• The Division Drip: How polite-ticks thrive by keeping us divided while they quietly feast on our future.
• Debt Tick Drain: A deep dive into how ticks gorge on debt, leaving us weaker and them richer.
• The Ultimate Tick Detox: A step-by-step guide to removing these parasites and reclaiming democracy.

Backed by real-world examples, historical references, and a satirical flair that will leave you laughing?and thinking?Polite-Ticks is both a wake-up call and a tick-removal toolkit. Whether you're a seasoned political junkie or just someone sick of the nonsense, this book offers a fresh, hilarious perspective on how to spot, call out, and ultimately remove the polite-ticks feeding off your future.

Laugh, think, and take action?because the only thing worse than being bitten by a tick is not noticing it until it's too late. Grab your tweezers and let's start pulling!