She didn't have enough to live on and indulge her recently acquired taste for expensive shoes ...
"You are very expensive," he said.
"So are shoes. I want a pair of Kurt Geiger's ? they cost ?7."
"How about ?0? That's just over half," he replied.
"Sod off, you old codger," she said, "what do you think I am?"
"I thought we had established what you are, and now we were negotiating the price."
Smut Warning: This quick smutty read is a filthy adult short story containing explicit sex and bad language.