I am Eris. The Spirit of Strife. Not a goddess, as some of you may have thought. Just a spirit. And as the title implies, my whole goal in life - my entire reason for existing - is to stir up dissension. I would say it makes me happy - a room full of fussing people - but that would be a lie. After all, I am the Spirit of Strife. By definition, I don't cause happiness for anyone. Including myself. It's a nasty job. And somebody has to do it. But sometimes? Sometimes... I just wish it could be somebody else.