From 2005 to 2009 I worked Security overnight. While there are a lot of misconceptions about what security can "actually" do compared to Law Enforcement I am here to tell you, I will not be clearing up ANY of those misconceptions.
While laws vary from state to state all of these stories take place in Houston, Texas and everything I did was perfectly legal, as some people who have heard these stories before called into question.
All these misadventures are 100% true. So sit back, relax, and prepare to have your funny bone tickled with the lighter side of Law Enforcement.