The night before we're supposed to move in together, my boyfriend dumps me - in the middle of a crowded restaurant. Homeless and without a ride home, I do what any sane woman would do: I flatten his tires. Yep, all four of them. He cared far more about that stupid car than he ever cared about me.

Surprisingly, the cops show up, and I manage to avoid getting arrested.

Instead, it's Giovanni Rossi, the sexy cop with a smile brighter than the whole darn town, who offers me his spare room. So now, he's my roommate.

And did I mention he's my drop-dead gorgeous roommate? Delicious doesn't even begin to cover it.

You can probably guess where this is headed... I've fallen head-over-heels in love with him, just like in a romcom. To him, though, I'm just a friend.

But everything changes when we're forced to pretend we're more than friends - all during a romantic vacation in Corsica, in our very own private bungalow.

This is my chance to show Giovanni what he's been missing...