Prepare for a nauseating, disgusting, vile, puke-inducing, nonsensical little tale.See: 'BOGEY''You're telling me ... this Gruntfuttock fella ... sticks a post horn up his backside and blows the frigging Post Horn Gallop!!??'See: 'BLOW''It ripped and tore itself through the birth canal and out into an unsuspecting world.'See: 'IMAGINATION'S CHILD'And then it happened. From the far right-hand corner of the pit, striding out from the darkness, he, it came!See: 'FIRE!'