What's better than a free cruise?
Seamen. Lots of seamen.
Lisa's ready to set sail with a full-on booze cruise experience. Thanks to the help of her cocksisters, she's able to let her freak flag fly full mast and get her Jolly Roger off. It's just too bad these ladies get more than they bargained for.
With lube, chocolate dicks, and a monkey, what could possibly go wrong?
***Warning*** If you do not have a sense of humor, enjoy your drinks dirty, and your puns even dirtier then this book is not for you. Jump ship! Jump ship now!
