Dale Carpenter has worked in academic, corporate, private, public, and special libraries and had sex in several of them.
In the defense industry, he was invited to join a select email group by the IT Department. So almost daily for over 5 years he wrote on current events, on that day in history, jokes and comments on individuals and their actions.

"24-MAR-1988 12:10:33
From: DALE
Subj: re: making book
dang you, Dean. why did you have to bring up that idea? now when i publish my email messages and make a heap of money, Pat will want some so he can waste it on single-malt scotch and playing football pools. Not to mention going on the talk-show circuit and making it with floozy actresses backstage and with giggly stewardesses in airplane bathrooms. And you will want a small cut so you can make your liquor store owner richer. And make your Mazda pickup into a BIG-FOOT truck, right?
p.s. but NO WAY are you guys going to be in the movie. not even in a crowd scene....