Prepare for a nauseating, disgusting, vile, puke-inducing, nonsensical little tale.
See: 'BOGEY' 'You're telling me ... this Gruntfuttock fella ... sticks a post horn up his backside and blows the frigging Post Horn Gallop!! '
See: 'BLOW' 'It ripped and tore itself through the birth canal and out into an unsuspecting world.'
See: 'IMAGINATION'S CHILD' And then it happened. From the far right-hand corner of the pit, striding out from the darkness, he, it came!
See: 'FIRE!'