Here is a young zombie, before he even knew what he was, all the way from his first marriage in Iceland to his terrifying but potentially satisfying relationship with a sexy female werewolf. This could happen to you.

Look around?pay attention?just don't make eye contact.

There are zombies all over the place, but they aren't the old time zombies you might have heard about before. These are full-fledged, real life smiling zombies?baby boom, even millennial generation X versions, and yes, sometimes they are in the theatre or in politics. Look around?pay attention?just be careful of their dating profiles--vampires, especially. Watch out!