If you really want to know what happened on the day Noah built that big old floating zoo you REALLY ought to talk to Uncle Bob.

While you are at it get him to fill you in on all of the inside information on what REALLY went on in the Garden of Eden - because he knows that too.

This is the story of the Old Testament as retold by the red flannel storyteller his-own-self - namely, Uncle Bob.

"I laughed until I cried." - Veronica Dorval

"One of the most refreshing interpretations of the Book of Genesis that I have read in a long while." - S.D. Hintz

"Jeff Foxworthy REALLY should have written the introduction." - Christine S. Tryon

True stories, truthfully told - with only a few lies sprinkled in for interest's sake.

Remember - God invented giggling.