There's a Polaroid of my wife at this garage sale. She's sitting in the living room of our house, reading. Looks like some creep snapped it from the bushes across the street a few months back.The weird part is Lisa's been missing for a year.
Taylor is a radio personality by morning, a science fiction author by afternoon, and asleep by 9:30. His weaknesses include Oreos, his dog, and Sharknado movies.
