All that Joe Davis, humor blogger and Twin Cities' D-List celebrity, wants is a little peace and quiet?oh, and the All-City Touch Football Championship. But murder can get in the way of these things. A feud between Joe's best friend Mike and Mike's neighbor across the hall goes nuclear when the neighbor is found dead and Mike is arrested for the crime. Since Joe's the only who believes Mike is innocent, it's up to him to bail his friend out. The case takes Joe through a winding collection of suspects: a junkie sister, a jealous ex-boyfriend and a self-important lawyer; each with their own agenda, none of them who they seem to be. And how does a low-level thug, a cool co-worker, an internet want ad, a grumpy neighbor and the curious incident of the dog in the morning factor into this whole thing? This is what Joe must fit together if his best friend is ever going to see the outside of a prison cell again. The things we do to win football games?